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What movies have not aged well?

11.06.2025 12:29

What movies have not aged well?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-All the bad guys are black.

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Dr No

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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Moonraker

-”Ah so!”

-J W Pepper

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From Russia With Love

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

How do you stop your balls from sweating?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

You Only Live Twice

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

The Man with the Golden Gun

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Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

My boyfriend always verbally abuse me and makes me cry. If I try to tell him how hurt I was, he says to me he loves me and can't hurt me but always abuse me. Why?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why are fewer English people going to their local pubs for a drink? Are they aware that many pubs are shutting down due to lack of customers?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Octopussy

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

In the TV show Supernatural, why is God portrayed as cruel?

Goldfinger

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Why do I feel bad when I see white girls dating black guys, am I racist?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

A View to a Kill

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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Live and Let Die

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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