What movies have not aged well?
11.06.2025 12:29

The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-All the bad guys are black.
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Dr No
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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Moonraker
-”Ah so!”
-J W Pepper
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From Russia With Love
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
The Man with the Golden Gun
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Octopussy
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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Goldfinger
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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A View to a Kill
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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Live and Let Die
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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